So this is what happened:
I started watching 2.01, and I wasn't grabbed by it, probably because there was a lot of action in the episode.* So I thought I might read some recaps.
Jacob's recaps at TWOP were very specifically dangled in front of me by Ziggy and S____ as a reason to watch the show. Unfortunately for me, he didn't start recapping until halfway through season two, so I read Strega's recap for 2.02 and I wasn't grabbed by it either, though probably for the same reasons, as 2.02 was mostly about people running around. And then at the start of the 2.03 recap, Strega said:
Credits. 47,862 survivors. I would have liked it if there were more casualties from last week. Not hundreds, but a few dozen wouldn't have been unreasonable.
and I thought, oh Strega, your narrative priorities are not mine.
I decided to skip ahead to Jacob's recaps and found that I could figure out what had happened in the intervening few episodes pretty well, and settled in to read them and posted my intention to do so. Shortly after this I was informed, through channels, that this path was VERY UNWISE.
Now, here I'll note that the first thing of BSG I ever saw was
Razor and when the crowd assembled to watch it found out, after it was over, that I hadn't watched any other BSG yet and had spoiled myself, or something, I had a room of about 20 people shouting at me that I had committed a grave sin. As a general rule, I like to avoid roomfuls of people shouting at me, and this incident plus comments from other people certainly set up for me that there is very much a RIGHT way and a WRONG way to watch BSG, and it behooves me to watch it in the RIGHT way in order to avoid more shouting.
In that light, I searched for season 2 recaps and they were actually difficult to find. EW doesn't start recapping until season 3. I found a website that had some recaps, but also had a lot of ads for
Saw V, which threatened to freak me out. (Yes, I am so much of a girly wimp about horror films that I have to avert my eyes from the ads for them; a look of horror on someone's face will definitely give me nightmares. Talk about being in the wrong demo for a show.) Finally
wordplay told me to try the BSG wiki.
I read the recaps there the other day, and I've started season 3, and I'm not sure I feel like I have all that much to say.
( spoilers! )So the new plan is to continue to read the recaps on the wiki because they're really fast, and then go back and read the Jacob recaps because even if they're WRONG, I enjoy them, because they talk about the stuff I care about, and I'm used to Jacob and his endless blah blah blah from his Idol recaps, and I actually love him for it. I think this is another reason I'm doing it WRONG? So please avoid shouting at me about it. I'm doing the best I can here.
*I've always been reluctant to say that I don't like something that I know other people like; it seems rude, somehow. Also, I've had something I really like be either dismissed summarily, or get the "everyone knows it sucks" treatment, and been sad. So I'll put it this way: I don't really care for action very much, as such. It is not enough to carry my interest. I've tried very hard to get interested, but I'm just not, and I apologize to all for my girly non-geek mainstream lameness.