It's a plan!

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Clio: CC said you are growing out your hair? I am shocked.
Ivy: are you?
Ivy: I am growing out my hair
Ivy: why is this shocking?
Clio: I don't know.
Ivy: I want braids
Clio: pigtail braids like we wear?
Ivy: YES
Ivy: I need to fit in
Ivy: since I'm going to move there
Ivy: and harass you all
Clio: then you'll be playing your guitar in coffee houses.
Ivy: Yes.
Ivy: yes I will
Clio: hahahaha
Ivy: and then we'll all read HP porn
Ivy: and people will pay money
Ivy: and weep
Ivy: coffee house porn
Ivy: we need to know someone who owns a coffee shop
Ivy: I think this is a goodidiea
Clio: we do, because a stranger would never let us get away with that shit.
Ivy: no, probably not
Ivy: though I'm sure it would attract business
Ivy: coffee house fanfiction porn reading night
Ivy: we could all lounge around on couches and laugh at the xena and star trek smut
Ivy: it could be multifandom
Ivy: I'm sensing a plan here
Clio: wow. world domination through group readings of fanfiction porn.
Ivy: erotic fanfiction night at the starbucks
Ivy: though, it would be more fun with alcohol
Ivy: and cool jazz playing in the background
Clio: then Cosi/Xando, they serve alcohol.
Ivy: okay, we're THERE
Ivy: but with fanfic porn
Ivy: they'd give us a shitty night like tuesdays
Clio: until we start bringing in the clientele, then they'll bump us up
Ivy: exactly
Ivy: we become well known
Ivy: and we are all totally hot looking and we wear red
Ivy: well, possibly cassie does not wear red, hmmm
Clio: she does wear red, actually
Ivy: you would look fabulous in red
Clio: I do, in fact, look fabulous in red. this is a true thing.

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[marysiak.livejournal.com]

Well it seeemd to go down well in Brighton, but then we all were horrendously drunk.