I gots da skillz ta pay da billz

[jlh]

So I got a new job a few weeks ago and they said my first paycheck would be today, but it would be mailed to me. And the bank account, kinda negative because I totally forgot to budget for commuting expenses. But I got home last night and there was my check, in yesterday's mail! I am once again a productive member of the global capitalist economy, for good or ill.

I am celebrating with a Fresca.