it's only a flesh wound, lambchop

[jlh]

Only Ryan Seacrest would get bitten by a shark on the day that Shark Week kicked off, because nothing happens in his life without a media tie-in. He's not even on the Discovery Channel!

I'd write a drabble, especially since yesterday Ryan was at Idol auditions, but it would consist of Simon laughing, his head in his hands, while Ryan scowls, arms crossed, and says, "Shut up, Simon." That's all I got.

Comments

[strawberrytatoo.livejournal.com]

Hah, I thought the same thing!

I had to laugh when Ryan was all huffy that out of all the people in the ocean, only he got bitten :p

[jlh.livejournal.com]

It's because he's a special snowflake, of course.

[best-of-five.livejournal.com]

ryan got what??????????

[honestys-easy.livejournal.com]

He's not even on the Discovery Channel!
Perhaps that's his next plan of attack?

Personally I'd like to see the Kardashians on Shark Week, I'd tune in to see if perhaps they'd get eaten. (I'm a terrible person.)

[jlh.livejournal.com]

Joel had an interview with the shark who said that Ryan's toes just looked so beautiful he had to take a bite.

All the people on those horrible celebreality shows and/or the E! shows that follow them, shark fodder. I'm glad Ryan is making lots of cabbage, but I don't have to watch that shit. Then again, it's not like there was all this insightful, hard-hitting entertainment journalism on E! that these shows pushed out. And VH1 has never known what it was doing; I mean, it was 24 hours of Behind the Music before this.

[lessthangreat.livejournal.com]

I heard about that and just laughed so hard. Like, oh, he had to take an Advil. An Advil. Just. Oh, Ryan.

[amyamy.livejournal.com]

... I'm kind of entertained beyond belief.

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's so got to parlay that into a gig on Discovery.

[jlh.livejournal.com]

OMG

Ryan and Simon on Mythbusters.

It would be EPIC.

[eilujspark.livejournal.com]

Did you see Extra? They had a quote from Simon "I want to see proof he was bitten by a shark."

Oh I love them.

[jlh.livejournal.com]

They never stop! It's truly fantastic how they never stop.l