You Democratic jack-offs are no match for Xanax and Talbot's!

[jlh]

I am Lord Voldemort and all I do is post quizzes. Actually that's not true, and there will be content anon.

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

Very popular, one of you is not enough.

What Kind of Candy Are You?

Yes. Love. Though my favorite candy bar is a 100 Grand because, love that caramel.

You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.

What Donut Are You?

I'm not actually all that fond of the Boston Creme donut but I am glad it exists.

You Are a Bloody Mary

You're a fairly serious drinker, who's experimented a lot with different drinks. You're a drunk, but a stable drunk. You don't ever let your drinking get out of control.

What Mixed Drink Are You?

Oh my yes. Ooh, perhaps my friend and I will head down to the Comfort tomorrow.

Comments

[bhanesidhe.livejournal.com]

That "DRINK" quiz couldn't be more wrong, it's all "Val is a Mai Tai!" and I've had all of one all the live long day and felt it was too sweat. Plus, it stated I am prone to do silly and regretful things when drunk and black out. It's like it thinks I'm Reese Witherspoon or something!

[jlh.livejournal.com]

I thought some of the questions on it were pretty silly, to be honest. I doubt that I am actually a Bloody Mary but I do like them. And I did have one, yesterday, actually.

But no, you, not a Mai Tai. HA, umbrellas!

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

I've only seen you drinking once, but I'd say this seemed reasonably accurate for that time (and you came up with the best bon mot of the evening ;)