Enough. I'm done with the snark. I hope you've had your fun.

Because I'm tired of defending myself against all the drama queen charges I am sending you here.

Also, the next time it snows in London, I am making a big post about how ridiculous it is that there are no snow plows or snow tires on the buses or ways to get snow off the train tracks in a city that is on the same latitude as Labrador, and that I have driven perfectly well in up to a foot of snow while more was pouring down on my car, and that it takes two feet of snow to stop this city.

Or maybe I won't.

Wanna write slash? In any fandom? Here's how!

First, you need to find the two guys who are friends, and one is more the leader than the other. However, they should not have that "Leader/ultra-cool friend who isn't a follower" dynamic of Frankie and Dino or Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday or Butch and Sundance. They must have a proper Leader/First Lt. vibe. They also should have established relationships with women; don't worry, you can write around that. Okay, got your fellas? Let's go!

• Present tense story from submissive friend's pov


• Dominant friend suddenly wants to fuck and orchestrates it


• Sub secretly loves Dom, so he goes along, likes it, wants more


• Dom always ends it before Sub wants it to end


• Sub is actually in love


• Dom either just messing about or experimenting or having fun before he marries the right girl or fulfills some other family obligation


• Tense parting where nothing is said


• Sub fucks his girl thinking of Dom


• Months later, Sub hears from or runs into Dom


• Sub still with his girl, Dom still with his girl


• Dom reveals, in subtle code that only the two of them can understand, that he loves sub just as much as sub loves dom


• This ambiguous line should be the last line of the fic


• Angst, but perfect love because it never actually becomes a relationship


• fin.

How great is THAT? Everybody wants a lover like that!

Thanks to CC, who made me post this.