Not exactly squeeing

[jlh]

Ely: a $395 cake server? dude that thing could kill someone.
Clio: What I'm wondering is why Remus, a werewolf, registered for all this silver.
Ely: very good question indeed.
Ely: maybe the gold was even tackeir?
Ely: sorry but I didn't like the china
Ely: even if I am a Faberge fan
Clio: it was a bit gaudy, true,
Clio: but i kinda liked it. I would never get it myself, mind you.
Ely: nor I
Ely: and you know, the silver flatware is going to clash with the china on the table. ewe
Clio: hahaha. You know, I really would have thought that Remus would have more refined taste than that.
Ely: me too.
Ely: *puzzled* maybe he let Sirius do the selecting. I mean, the faberge goblets are going to clash as well. *wrinkles nose* a true gay man would know these things.
Ely: (or not)
Clio: I know! it's so true!
Clio: Also, it's very nouveau. NA Remus implies he's old money.
Ely: *nods*
Ely: i think some one has stolen Remus' gay.
Clio: Maybe Ivy stole his gay?
Ely: to replace hers
Ely: which explains the Michael thing
Ely: Ivy has the wrong gay.
Ely: *dances* we now know what happened to Ivy's gay. oh the joy.
Clio: Or maybe he's just been invaded by the ghost of Versace. I mean, he was GAY

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[phoenixsong]

...would that make Remus a Mac user, too? That would go even further to explain poor ivyblossom. *eg*

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

Troublesome, troublesome indeed. But I still can't put colours together at all.