yeah I don't even know

[jlh]

Okay, things got a little serious around here yesterday, and while there's certainly a time and a place for that, now is the time and place to lighten things up a bit!

I got this anon comment this morning on fandomsecrets yesterday (in a thread about sexy versions of P&P) that I wanted to share with all of you:

dude i hear you write fnafic can you write this for me? Justin Bieber is still seventeen years old and ready to attend his senior year in high school, but he doesn't know that there's a special surprise waiting for him.
The new teacher, Usher, is the most amazing man he's ever seen...he's beautiful, young (from 27 to 30), smart, funny and very kind to him...
They slowly fall in love with each other, and even with all the troubles they know they might go through (because Usher is Justin's teacher and because Justn is still underage and he's going to turn 18 only at the end of the school year), they decide to stay together...secretly.
At some point Justin starts to feels sick, and soon he finds out that he's pregnant. He decides to hide it from Usher (and form everyone) because he thinks Usher would leave him or force him to abort the baby.

I'm going to write this weekend, and maybe make a lasanga.

Comments

[kittenspyjamas]

Oh, my goodness. Bieber/Usher underage mpreg. Sometimes the internet is such a giving place. XD

[jlh]

It's such a specific thing to ask a total stranger to do. So deeply weird. I'm like, "maybe you would do better on a kink meme?"

[verity]

[jlh]

Oh E II R, and your ever-present handbag that doesn't have anything in it.

It looks like she has a garage door opener in her hand, doesn't it?

[verity]

I know! What's the deal with the handbag?

IT DOES. She's clearly opening the door to make room for more THIS!

[ignaz]

You're going to write THAT this weekend? Let me know if you need a beta!

(Just kidding. If you write that, please do not let me know if you need a beta.)

[jlh]

hahahahah WHY DO YOU FORSAKE ME IGNAZ??????

Yeah, not writing that. I can't write mpreg, for starters.

[ceares]

O_O God I love fandom. Trufax, I only discovered Yuletide because of that infamous Carebears bondage fic request, and I hope somebody somewhere writes this for her.

[jlh]

I replied that they should try the appropriate kink meme because honestly, that fic isn't hugely far away from what could be written about Usher and the Biebs anyway.

Fandom is the gift that keeps on giving, trufax.