here's your short entry

[jlh]

aka, more hilarity from the AV Club Commenters, this time on the (B-) review of that train movie:

Joe Kickass

I'm still having a hard time trying to understand the film's concept. Can't someone dumb it down for me?

J Serious and the War Machine

Blue collar work: GOOD

Chris Pine: HOT

Denzel getting fired: BAAAAD

They work well together: CUTE

Runaway train: BAAAAAD

Working against the clock to save lives: GRIPPING AND INTENSE

Rosario Dawson: wait, why's she here? I mean HOOOOOT