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[jlh]

Brits: slang for a vacuum cleaner? Do you call them Hoovers? (And yes, this would be in reference to oral sex, as in mouth like a.)

So I'm working on the season 4 Idol fic (so yes, the slang check is Simon thinking about Ryan) and I went over to wikipedia to double check some dates and haha, the entire American Idol entry just said "sex." I'm at work so I couldn't screencap it, and it's already been fixed, but it was like:

sexsex sex sex sexsexsexsex sex sex sex sex

the entire page. I wonder if they were trying to tell me something?

ETA: honestys_easy capped it! Thanks, lady!! LOL-tastic!

Comments

[kittenspyjamas]

well... mouth like a Hoover is one way of saying it, but you could also refer to someone as having a "blowjob gob". :)

[jlh]

I thought, oh, he wouldn't be that crude but of course he would be. But since it's part of his love REVELATION I think I'll be sweeter.

[kitty_wake]

Yes, we do call the actual vacuum cleaner a hoover... but I could probably find a better term for you if you wish to refer to a person who willingly administers oral sex.

[jlh]

nah, I mean, he's not thinking, oh, cocksucker; he's thinking, oh, and also he gives good head. But thanks!!

[kitty_wake]

If you need anything in the future, I'm still reading!

But perhaps it wouldn't be a good idea to reply while logged into the university wireless network. Oops!