just the good parts

Love, Actually is on Bravo tonight and for various reasons I started out an hour behind, which was very handy for fast-forwarding:

Storylines of Love, Actually that I enjoy, in ascending order:

• Billy Mack and his devoted manager
  
• The Prime Minister and the curvy girl
  
• Tiny Sam and the American girl
  
• NAKED STAND-INS. FULL OF WIN.

Storyline of Love, Actually that I don't care about that much:

• That whole thing with the guy who goes to America and picks up girls in Wisconsin or something. Whatever.

Storylines of Love, Actually that I do not enjoy, in descending order:

• Colin Firth and his sort-of-maid-whatever
  
• Laura Linney sacrificing for her brother
  
• Alan Rickman being an ass to Emma Thompson
  
• Best man in love with bride Keira Knightly. Um, no.

Do you have movies that you only watch for the good parts?