What is with these boys? Even their secrets are lame!

Oh, man, Simon was all about being an ass to Ryan tonight, perhaps to make up for the totally schmoopy comment of last Tuesday. All that freaking out over Ryan talking to Chris R about losing weight and hugging Chris S after he was asked to and half a dozen other things? But Ryan (who looked really hot tonight, actually) clearly wasn't having any of it tonight: "Let the old man judge, let the young man interview." (See, this is why I love them: Ryan barks back and Simon finally laughs.) Simon, if you want to claim Ryan then fucking come out and live in Massachusetts for a while and marry the boy.

( Okay, those secrets were really lame and boring. Your hair used to be different? You can hula? You used to play a sport? Some lame lie about wearing a fat suit? You really want to be on SNL? What the shit was that all about? )

Thursday night we'll have the first poll of the year, after we get the results, and then it's FINALS!