They need our artifice, Jon. It's all they've got.

Okay, it now officially pisses me off that we have had no snow. It has snowed west of here, north of here, south of here and even east of here, but not here, and I'm pretty fucking furious.

( Studio 60: Why are you doing this to me? )

( Veronica Mars: Eh. )

( State of the Union: Seriously, whatever. )