A meme I can get behind

I actually have been struggling a lot with the info page on my LJ. Now that the whole fangirl-of-BNF-friends-friend-of-BNF thing has died down, I possibly can reasonably assume that the people friending this journal are doing so due to something I actually did or said, and when I get friended I will poke around their LJ and see who they are. So I figured that I should have something actually interesting on my info page, too. Shamelessly stolen from dramawench.

Inspired by the Random Fact Generators for Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel, here's what I want y'all to do. In the comments below here, come up with at least one random fact about Clio. When y'all are done, those facts are going to be part of my new userinfo. Cool? Excellent. Get to writing.