Consonants and vowels all together, equally

I don't like phone posts, personally. For one thing, I rarely have the speakers on when I'm at home and I don't have speakers at work. They're a PITA. For another, I find someone's voice much more intimate than just words on a screen. I'm almost uncomfortable listening to phone posts (and yes, I know I'm weird). Because of those two things, I expect that there must be others like me and so I really don't make them (I've done one, ever) and the only ones I've ever listened to were Carrie's - she gets to be the exception, for whatever reason.