LJ is great because it teaches you things!
Apr. 4th, 2004 11:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jlhDid you know that negative emotions are more intelligent and more fun than positive ones, particularly if you are so immature that you are unwilling to take responsibility for what you say? Only lame, stupid people actually like anything; smart cool people hate everything because they are so much smarter and cooler than everything around them.
Did you know that if you are seriously ill you shouldn't post about it too much on your LJ?
Did you know that if you really like something you shouldn't post about it too much on your LJ, even if you like it so much that you make your living selling it to other people?
Did you know that you shouldn't be too good at anything or it will piss people off?
Did you know that if you finally stand up for yourself and leave a destructive friendship that was taking advantage of you that you will be called names in public?
Did you know that if someone posts something that you don't like or that you just get tired of, the proper thing to do is not to defriend them so you don't have to read it (because that might affect your fandom standing, or keep you from being able to read their juicy, supr sekrit gossip posts which no one really makes anymore) but to anonymously spew out all of your frustration with them in the most hateful way possible?
Did you know that you can say anything you want about anyone and not have people get mad at you simply by saying how misanthropic you are? (See above; all the coolest most intelligent people in the world are misanthropes.)
Thank God for the internet, because if you behaved this way in real life stupid lame people would think you were mean and impolite and badly socialized and selfish when you're just speaking truth to power, man. Luckily, things like this keep nice people with good manners and the ability to make RL friends from invading our safe space.
Because as we all know, nice people are sort of stupid. And nice intelligent people are just showing off to be intimidating and we should hate them, too.
Wow, I'm so glad I learned that! Aren't you?
Did you know that if you are seriously ill you shouldn't post about it too much on your LJ?
Did you know that if you really like something you shouldn't post about it too much on your LJ, even if you like it so much that you make your living selling it to other people?
Did you know that you shouldn't be too good at anything or it will piss people off?
Did you know that if you finally stand up for yourself and leave a destructive friendship that was taking advantage of you that you will be called names in public?
Did you know that if someone posts something that you don't like or that you just get tired of, the proper thing to do is not to defriend them so you don't have to read it (because that might affect your fandom standing, or keep you from being able to read their juicy, supr sekrit gossip posts which no one really makes anymore) but to anonymously spew out all of your frustration with them in the most hateful way possible?
Did you know that you can say anything you want about anyone and not have people get mad at you simply by saying how misanthropic you are? (See above; all the coolest most intelligent people in the world are misanthropes.)
Thank God for the internet, because if you behaved this way in real life stupid lame people would think you were mean and impolite and badly socialized and selfish when you're just speaking truth to power, man. Luckily, things like this keep nice people with good manners and the ability to make RL friends from invading our safe space.
Because as we all know, nice people are sort of stupid. And nice intelligent people are just showing off to be intimidating and we should hate them, too.
Wow, I'm so glad I learned that! Aren't you?
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Date: 2004-04-04 04:21 pm (UTC)