Today's Idol Meta
Mar. 21st, 2006 04:13 pmTonight's Idol entry will be a bit late as I'm out to dinner again.
ladyjaida, please text me if I need to vote for Elliott, or at least send me his number. In the meantime, a meta entry about Simon, Ryan and Paula to tide us over until I can get my hands on the TIVO.
In an attempt to not look entirely insane, I print for your convenience the references within the TWOP recap to the events I pointed out in my previous post as "Signs that despite her best efforts Clio is sliding into that great RPS abyss." If you are not already reading the television without pity recaps then please, make haste to do so.
So. Not entirely insane. Right?
The result for Paula's sobriety level is a level 8, which I am deeming Janis Joplin: clearly drunk, but able to function. Any suggestions for levels 2-7 are more than welcome in the comments;
blackholly already provided Tara Reid for 9; of course Courtney Love is 10 while Debby Boone is 1. I really want to do one of those silly graphics with the disembodied heads that they do in Entertainment Weekly but I am not a graphic designer; I'm a graduate student with reading to do.
In an attempt to not look entirely insane, I print for your convenience the references within the TWOP recap to the events I pointed out in my previous post as "Signs that despite her best efforts Clio is sliding into that great RPS abyss." If you are not already reading the television without pity recaps then please, make haste to do so.
- Ryan throwing Mandisa's shoe to Simon: Ryan brings her her shoes, for some reason, realizes that was weird, and then chucks them into the audience, and Simon gets one of them, and I have no idea why any of that happened.
- Ryan, after teasing Simon about hair: "That's as good as it gets." (Also awesome that Bucky completely didn't get the joke.): Everybody laughs. Ryan laughs because of his overwhelming level of gayness. Simon laughs because he wants to fuck Ryan, I think. Bucky laughs because he has no idea what is going on.
- Simon staring at Ryan as Ryan tells him to watch Lisa: Okay, not mentioned. A small moment, I admit.
- Simon's little smile of "yeah, and you love it" when Ryan said, "Simon is my hell.": Ryan giggles that Simon is his Hell
- And of course, Simon's wink after Chris sang which I watched 5 times: Simon cracks a joke about Chris being scared of Ryan sodomizing him in the elevator and Ryan snaps at him and then they have a big old sloppy tongue kiss...
So. Not entirely insane. Right?
The result for Paula's sobriety level is a level 8, which I am deeming Janis Joplin: clearly drunk, but able to function. Any suggestions for levels 2-7 are more than welcome in the comments;