A bunch of Ryan stuffs

Just catching up here, as I'm watching him yammering about Paris going back to jail.

• His eyes are the most lovely clear green today. However, he really should get those jeans taken in at the ankle, or at least, not get them caught on his boots, because all that baggyness at his ankles just makes him look shorter and frankly, he doesn't need the help. I mean, the man stands on a box.
  
• Shana, what the hell are you doing dressing up in costumes and going over to Ryan's house? Seriously, even if Ryan isn't totally fucking Simon, and even if he isn't totally gay, he's at least the guy too busy to marry you, and if I were your girlfriend I would be like, chica, keep your hoo-ha from his ding-a-ling! Never mind putting on some nurse outfit or whatever. It sounds highly not healthy, honey.
  
• Joel McHale, I love that you throw down to Ryan even though he could have you disappeared. But you know that he can throw it right back, yeah? Given all the training from Simon?
  
• Oh RYAN and missing your little friend, I mean, Simon. Whichever, you two continue to rule me.