jlh | woke up from my nap (Reply)

Took a survey. Also am watching Olympics in hi def which is intensely cool.

Do you like monkeys (or apes)?	Apes, sure. Hate monkes. Prosimians are okay though.
What is the best kind of monkey (or ape)?	Bonobos
Rhode Island, it's not a road, nor an island...discuss	It's the most corrupt state in the union! Woohoo!
Who is more attractive, John Edwards, John Kerry or Jon Bon Jovi?	Kerry is not attractive, but cool. Edwards is cute but too eager to please. Bon Jovi really isn't my type.
Did you know that they're trying to cast Superman via Craigslist?	No. That sounds like a silly publicity stunt.
Which famous person do you turn into when you're drunk?	None.
What's your favorite flavor?	Passion Fruit
What's the best kind of juice?	Grapefruit
If you could teleport, where would you go RIGHT NOW?	I'd say to Boston but C will be here in two days. I'm on vacation so for this week, I wouldn't go anyplace else.
Do you truly believe freeipods.com is going to come through?	Why not?
Could you go to a doctor named Chip?	Yes.
Best building: Empire State, Flatiron, Chrysler, Lipstick Building, other?	Chrysler
Who's your favorite author?	Sayers or Fitzgerald. Sayers because I keep going back to those books and Fitzgerald because he's just so undeniable.
Will you buy me a puppy?	Why should I when your building won't let you have them?
Do you want a nap right now?	No, because I just woke up from one.
I want a nap right now. I just thought I'd let you know.	All righty then.
What's the most disgusting thing you can think of?	EW
Do you enjoy it when the sidewalk has been covered with plywood, giving you a pleasant spring in your step?	No, because I am secretly afraid that I'll break through it.
What was the last book you read?	I am reading When He Was Wicked by my friend Julie
Do you like the color orange?	Not really.
Sharpie markers are the greatest creation of mankind, agree or disagree?	That might be a bit of an overstatement, though I enjoy that they now come in many colors.
If your coworker was listening to horrible eighties music at a really low level would it drive you insane?	No, becasue I also listen to music so if it was low I wouldn't notice it much.
You could burn down the building.	Believe me, if I burned down the building it would be about something else.
Where was the last place you visited that was more than 100 miles away from your home?	I just got off a plane from NYC and am in LA on vaca.
Billy Corgan: God or UBERGOD?	Minor deity, possibly.
Were you incredibly depressed when Gary Larson quit?	I was sad
Me too.	That's unfortunate
I just drank the last of my coffee. Do you feel sorry for me?	No, because I detest coffee and actually am neither reliant on caffeine nor particularly sympathetic to those who are unless they are as cute as Holly.
If yes, then go buy me some more, bitch.	see above
Finally, I would like you to know that I love you. Do you reciprocate?	But of course. I am, however, saddened that we haven't gone to see bands together. We must recitify this soon.
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