jlh | a meme, because I'm still sick

-- If I were a month,I would be October.
-- If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.
-- If I were a time of day, I would be sunrise.
-- If I were a planet, I would be Neptune.
-- If I were a sea animal, I would be a sea bass.
-- If I were a direction, I would be north northeast.
-- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a brown leather club chair.
-- If I were a historical figure, I would be Phillis Wheatley.
-- If I were a liquid, I would be sea water.
-- If I were a stone, I would be granite.
-- If I were a tree, I would be a rock maple.
-- If I were a bird, I would be a puffin.
-- If I were a tool, I would be a philips head screwdriver.
-- If I were a flower, I would be a daisy.
-- If I were a kind of weather, I would be a light mist.
-- If I were a mythical creature, I would be a wood nymph.
-- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a saxophone.
-- If I were an animal, I would be a raccoon.
-- If I were a color, I would be violet.
-- If I were an emotion, I would be melancholy.
-- If I were a vegetable, I would be a shallot.
-- If I were a sound, I would be the ocean crashing against the rocks of the coast.
-- If I were an element, I would be sodium.
-- If I were a car, I would be a 1960 Ford Falcon convertible.
-- If I were a song, I would be birds in the pine trees.
-- If I were a movie, I would be Now, Voyager.
-- If I were a book, I would be Girl, Interrupted.
-- If I were a food, I would be rhubarb.
-- If I were a place, I would be Maine.
-- If I were a material, I would be cotton.
-- If I were a taste, I would be salt.
-- If I were a scent, I would be the ocean.
-- If I were a word, I would be sanctuary.
-- If I were a body part, I would be eyes.
-- If I were a facial expression, I would be a determined -- scowl?
-- If I were a subject in school, I would be history!
-- If I were a shape, I would be a dodecahedron.

ETA a better car