Consonants and vowels all together, equally

I've read some really odd comments about this fandom. I just have to admit that I really am a spoiled brat according to some ideas of what I owe the author and how I'm supposed to think of her. Everything comes out of her imagination, so I must rely on her imagination at all turns. I remember reading one comment now, I can't even remember everything it said, but I remember wondering why I should even read the book at all instead of just letting the author tell me what I thought of it...and then wipe my arse for me.:-)