I sell caffeinated carbonated sugar water to children. And you?

For those of you that wondered what I actually do for The Man. I could bitch here about my minions and their inability to do their jobs without me holding their hands, but that would only make me more aggravated. So.

Anyone out there avail to do a quick beta on a cookie that I am writing as present? Actually, a present for one of you, but that person shall remain nameless for the moment. The usual S/D. My usual beta for short pieces is under the weather and under it, and I would not want to further burden her at this time. (Get well, kid!)

I have new friends! Thanks for stopping by. I am inspired to share a limerick recited to me by C____ upon his move to Brighton, MA:
There once was a young lad from Brighton
Who said to his lass, "You're a tight one!"
She said, "But your pole
Is in the wrong hole!
There's plenty of room in the right one."
The lass clearly needs to start doing those Kegel exercises.

Guess who has a smidge of inside info on nocturne_alley? Jealous? Of course you are.

bluebyrd, thanks for the instant slash.

Oh, and ballyharnon is back and yammering about Irish men with dicks the size of New Hampshire. ::sigh::

In other news

I wasn't going to do a quiz today, but this is too yummy:

People in your company think you are unreal, they are hallucinating. You are creativly inspiring aswell as you make people delirious and delusional. You make time appear distorted, colours appear brighter, sounds more sharper and things seem to change shape. Sometimes people are frightened by you and get scared of everything. You mess people up, one minute they could be laughing the next they are sobbing. Sometimes you disress people so much they try to commit suicide. When people have spent alot of time with you, they get a 'flashback', they could be on a train comming home from work and suddenly start mocking the bloke next to them who appears to have grown a long hairy snout like a rat.

Find Out If You Were A Drug, What You Would Be!

quiz by ravenritings