jlh | no, not you—the bow-legged one

So the backstory is that there have been a lot of photos circulating lately where both H. Urban and Sgr. Pine are wearing three-piece suits. And so I said to

sangueuk that I spend all my dough-re-mi cutie has been going through my head and she was like, ? even when I said, you know! Let me shoop to the next man in the three-piece suit!

So here's the video. The portion I was quoting is at 2:25 but the best verse is at 1:10:

In personal 90s crimes of fashion, I also had a bathing suit with mesh inserts like Salt does in the video. It was actually quite flattering.

And I can't play the above without playing this as well, because it is awesome:

And yes, I had David Cook, Adam Lambert, and Kris Allen smoke pot and do this entire rap on the rooftop of Ryan Seacrest's Chelsea townhouse in Keep Your Enemies Closer. I have a GREAT LOVE for Salt, Pep, and Spinderella.