At this point, Ryan is rapidly moving past come out already and into pathetic. It's unfortunate that his personal idol is Merv Griffin, since that man never really came out, either. I would feel better if I knew he was getting some. I fret for him, I really do.

Seriously, what is with you two and the bare feet? I love bare feet. My feet are bare as often as possible and my favorite look on a man is a good pair of jeans and nothing else: bare feet, bare chest, good jeans.