Speaking of sailing ships . . .

Okay, I just saw this ebay ad. ( I can't believe I'm cutting an ad for spoilers. )

Now, is this heartwarming or really eerie?

Speaking of things that sound nice but are actually weird, I love that the latest John Mayer song is essentially, "Men, stop fucking up your little girls, because then I get a boatload of batshit crazy girlfriends."

Speaking of batshit crazy, Martha is using clip art to make silhouettes of pilgrims and indian chiefs and turkeys and is sticking them on scalloped table cloths made of brown craft paper for the children's Thanksgiving table, and then gave them a centerpiece with oranges that I'm sure will be used as missiles before the meal is over.

Speaking of doing things around the house, my to-do list this weekend:

• Finish my project
  
• Work out my holiday card list
  
• Clean the bathroom and kitchen floors
  
• Dust the living room
  
• Swiffer the living room floor
  
• Wash the delicates—can't as the washers are broken, alas!
  
• Put my new CDs on my ipod—in progress