Well, you know, baby clothes are cute and all, but I am just fine if I miss one of the gifts. I don't have to have it passed to the back of the room so I can see it.

The food was fine, but really just a salad and then several different choices of chicken, none of which were anything I liked so that I had to order mine plain. Which also made me think, like, what if someone there was a vegetarian?

Endless Mike was this bully on a show called Pete and Pete. Why did they call him "Endless" Mike? I just don't know. And why did he take it as such an insult? It was a great show, and the bullies had hilarious names like Endless Mike, Pitstain, Papercut, Gravy Breath, etc. Also, Iggy Pop and Steve Buscemi were on it.